Every year, San Jose State University holds a contest for the worst opening line to a novel.

The full story is HERE, but below I post the first place winner and then two "runners up ( Read more... )

Okay, I stole this from Ame because I know far too many people who would enjoy this, then I found another list and combined the two. I deleted exact duplicates.  Some were similar, but worthy on their own, so were left.  The new ones start at 151.

( Yay funnies! )